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The undeniable cuteness of a god disguised as a baby onion is ready to be unleashed on a HUMAN. The Gods of the DL insult this cute little deity with someone so grossly incompetent, so utterly terrible as Marcus? Why, all Peco has to do is breathe on the foul geezer Marcus with his fire breath, and he’ll be finished in no time! Alternatively, he could use Dream Breath to make he drift off to serene dreaming… until his death via ice breath, that is! Peco can regen HP, heal, avoid vicious counters, AND status the low-RES fool. Life is good for the onion! |
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Fighting a living, overgrown onion? Marcus' dignity truly has sunk to a new low. But such is the lot of an elderly spearman. Soon enough, he'll be relegated to shoveling out the stables, then the worst indignity of all... retirement! He'd better prove his worth in the arena before that happens then, right? Armed with a horse and a spear, an onion should prove to be no trouble. Either by trampling it or stabbing it, Peco will be ready to add an exciting ingredient to the evening's stew before too long once Marcus steps into the kitchen after a vicious battle! |
Gatewalker In Soviet DL, onions cry when they cut YOU! ...well, okay maybe Peco's attacks could be better described as punching then cutting. And he really didn't do all that much crying either, just alot of punching and making weird squeaky sounds. Maybe that is crying for a giant mutant onion? How about: In Soviet DL, onions make soup out of YOU! Wait, Peco doesn't cook. Um... Maybe just: In Soviet DL, onions eat YOU! ...he's not carnivorous either. Screw it, Onion > Paladin. There. <_<; Peco: 35 |
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