Season 45, Week 3
Zoah
(Chrono Cross)
 
SWORDS, SPEARS...ALL WEAPONS ARE MERE TOOLS FOR THOSE WHO ARE TOO WEAK TO FIGHT AS MEN SHOULD. BUT GUNS ARE THE MOST PUNY AND COWARDLY OF ALL WEAPONS. THE MIGHTY ZOAH SHALL NOT BE STOPPED BY MERE BULLETS. HE WILL GRASP THIS TINY MAN IN HIS MIGHTY HANDS AND TEAR HIM LIMB FROM PUNY LIMB. THE MECHANICS AND INTELLIGENCE OF THE PUNY ENGINEER ARE HELPLESS BEFORE THE POWER OF RIPPLING MUSCLES AND ALL-CAPS SPEECH!!!!

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Hmph. Another brute come to try and topple Mustadio, eh? Well, such pure brute strength should hardly go unrewarded; and with a few careful Arm Aims and Leg Aims, followed by shots all over his opponent's body, the engineer's sure to put this brave warrior in the hospital, courtesy of the Dueling League insurance policy. After all, it's not like his opponent's talent and intellect will find him any jobs in this dog-eat-dog marketplace; Mustadio's doing him a favor, really.


Taishyr
Mustadio came with a gun, his trusty feather mantle, and enough ammo to surpass all wars to date.

Zoah came in buttpants.

Mustadio conceded instantly.

Zoah: 32
Mustadio Bunanza: 20