Welcome back, loyal viewers of the RPGDL! It's Week Three of Season Sixteen, and it's a week to be dazzled beyond belief! Favourites old and new alike are all competing for the coveted championship spot, and it's up to you, dear reader, to decide who most deserves that delicious title! Without further ado, let's get started!

Last Week's Results are where they usually are, so don't miss out on what happened during Week Two. Did both Harmonixers make it out of their bouts alive and well? Was Momo able to stake the mighty vampire Neclord, and put his tortured soul to rest? Which Guy moved on to greater glory, and which Guy lost his opening fight? And how many girls arose victorious in Light this week? Head on in to find out, dear readers!

With that out of the way, The Arena awaits your arrival! In Godlike, an old battle from seasons past rears its head once more: Ghaleon, greatest of the DL champions, once again faces the legendary saviour of Algol, Rolf Landale. Is the outcome of the battle already decided, or will history change itself? In Heavy, aged old fisherman Drachma must test his faith in himself - against a servant of God, no less! Will Drachma be able to pull himself together, or will this gun-toting priest unleash some divine wrath on the hapless old man? In Middle, it's the match I'm sure everyone has been waiting for: it's a guy's sword vs. another guy's sword! Will which guy will prove to be the superior Guy in this battle among guys? And last, but certainly not least, in Light we have an interesting battle between two of Light's most repected mages: Sophia Esteed, wearer of the short skirt, and White Wizard, wielder of the hammer of smiting. Will White Wizard be able to knock some fashion sense into Sophia, or will Sophia's radical new magician's garb prove to be White Wizard's foil? Well, don't just stand there, dear readers: head on in and find out!

With the main events covered, it's now time to move on to the next section of your favourite RPG entertainment webiste: The RPG Strategy League! With Hector on the run, and the Defenders of Earth pushing at their heels, it was up to Lyndis of Caelin to save the mighty lord of Ostia. Was she able to save Hector's command, or did the Defenders of Earth prove who the real heroes in this battle were? And what about Laharl's own engagement with the Knight Lord Eliwood: is the main battle about to begin? You really don't want to miss all the excitement contained here-in, dear readers, so don't hesitate to take a look!

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And with an inside and detailed look at the participating fighters of the RPGDL, we've got Chisato Madison and her Pulitzer-winning crew of staffers, all armed with the most powerful of questions to ask some of this week's more interesting characters:
Welcome, loyal fans, to Behind the Scenes, the show that makes sky-diving with a backpack full of bricks look safe! I’m your adorable Mimir co-host Morte, and to my left is our overlord and dictator Chisato Madison.
Yes, welcome one and all. We’ve got an outstanding cast of characters this week for everyone to laugh at, so let’s waste no time in doing so. Heading up our guests for tonight, hailing from Light, we’ve got White Waltz model ninety-two and Sara of the Light Dragon clan. Welcome, one and all.
Thank you. It’s a pleasure to be here.
0|/|9 |-|1 4ll!
Ew…who picked the L337 model for this interview?
More to the point, who would develop a L337 model in the first place?
…uh…
Figures.
Right…Sara, you’ve just recently started to gain some sort of respect in the DL. Before that, you were mostly considered to be the worst dragon in existence. Any reasons why you think everything’s changed?
People just overlooked me, I feel. My brother gets all the love.
So a bad childhood? Makes sense.
My parents never loved me.
Must be where all that appalling weakness that relegated you to Light comes from.
That’s probably it.
Well, thanks for the words, Sara. Now, model ninety-two…
h4h4 1 c457 5p3||5 lol!
Oooohhhh, might we have found something that drives Chisato crazier than un-provoked advertising on her show?
We might have. Now, model ninety-two, do you have another name you prefer to go by?
|/|`/ 3v3rqu357 4cc0un7 n4m3 15 5|4y3r0f3|v35 |0| c4|| m3 7h47 k7hnx!
…alright, that’s it!
To the stratosphere?
Indeed!
0|/|6 $o pwn3333333333333ddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That was highly disturbing. Anyway, let’s move on to Middle now. With us tonight are Strago and Shigeo, from Final Fantasy Six and Star Ocean Two, respectively.
DESTROY YOU!
…zzzz…
This should be entertaining.
Oh, it will be. Shigeo, you’re the most mocked of all the Wisemen; and yet, you’re being praised for defeating the vile Zidane. Your thoughts on your future in Middle?
THE DIVISION SHALL TREMBLE BEFORE MY MIGHT! THE WISEMEN SHALL REIGN SUPREME!
Well, according to these facts and figures I picked up last week, you’re fast. And…nope, that’s all. Respect for you is higher than Zidane for one reason only.
GOOD LOOKS!
It says “charity work” here.
…you do charity work?
BREAST CANCER IS A MAJOR PROBLEM. MY MOTHER IS A SURVIVOR.
That’s so…weird.
Indeed: didn’t he want to destroy the universe?
Bah, this is no fun: my guests tonight are all upstanding citizens!
Oh, not all of them! Let’s bring out our next guests from Heavy: Dehuai and Valvalis!
Supreme Sage…and a gigantic ball of wind.
Wonder how many flatulence jokes she gets.
Hello, I’m standing right here! Well, floating is the precise term I suppose, but…
Right. Dehuai, tell me: do you think you’ve got this division down?
I am the Supreme Earth Sage Dehuai: nothing will stand in my way!
Not even…a rabbit-eared nuke-toting scientist?
Nukes?
Yeah, they make really pretty explosions.
And the bigger they are…
The faster they fly!
You dare to test meeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
Music to my ears. Now, let’s talk about wind.
“Just like the wind…”
“…I’ve always been…”
Oh do shut up. Valvalis, tell me how you intend to defeat KOS-MOS.
With the powers of wind, of course. I will blow her out of the arena, and send her spiraling towards an untimely death.
Well, sound simple enough. But how about if you hit someone’s car once you blow her out? You have good insurance?
Of course: Richmond’s got the best insurance in the DL. Quite cheap too.
…hey chief, aren’t you going to launch her for that one?
What good would it do? She’s the wind fiend…she’d make it out without any permanent damage. It’s pointless.
She makes a compelling point: next guests?
Yes.
And for our final guests, hailing from Godlike, we’ve got Cidolfas Orlandu and Yuri Hyuga!
Ah, Orlandu: sex offender extraordinaire.
What is this? I’m an upstanding citizen of Ivalice. What happened in last week’s match was…
Amazing! You really put the moves on that girl, didn’t you old man?
He’s a poster boy for…
Enough! Orlandu…you did use her emotional weaknesses to your advantage. That’s not exactly a good thing, and is usually considered illegal in most states.
You…you can’t believe that. Damn, I need my lawyer.
Ah, don’t feel so bad. I have a present for you from Edge.
Edge? He sent me a gift?
Looks like an apology basket of sorts.
How unlike him.
Yes. But I’ll take it anyway.
Hey Chisato, I think we should get out of here.
Oh yeah, right behind you.
Hm…ticking. A new watch? I could use a new Rolex. Let’s see what happens when I… *BOOM*