Well met, dear readers of the RPGDL! The eliminations are done, and thus it's time for the quarterfinals! Only the best, brightest, and toughest of warriors have made it this far, and they look to continue forward until they reach the championships!
But before we get to that, feel free to check out Last Week's Results for the results of week two of Season Fourteen. Did Cyril blow away Mewtwo with the Winds of Destruction? Which status-inducing Final Fantasy star made it out of their match alive? And what was the best moment of the previous season? The answers lie within, so have a look!
After that, move on to the Arena, where Season 14's Quarterfinals await you! In Godlike, the reigning champion faces the demon on wheels, as Speed Racer Nate Nanjo tries to run down the fourth Ryu. Heavy sees two popular Final Fantasy stars colliding, with Cloud Strife facing Ultros. Can the BtS star defeat the FF VII hero, or will there be a calimari special at 7th Heaven? Balk continues his quest to rid Middle of the Fire Emblem invasion: will Heath aid or abet the engineer's cause? And in Light, the lord of the Lakeside Castle has a familiar opponent... the mercenary he once hired!
And that still isn't all, ladies and gentlemen. The latest installment of The RPG Strategy League is ready for your perusal. Did one of the two maniacal madman take control of the Empire's troops, or will there be civil war? And, just as importantly, will the opening of the Esper Gate bring good tidings or ruin?
And as always, we'd appreciate it if you stopped by the RPGDL Forums, and registered an account. Come on: it only takes a couple seconds. Once you've done that, you can take part in any discussion, debate, or general chatter you feel like. Don't be a nobody: get involved!
With all that said, it's time to settle back and watch another installment of Behind the Scenes, where Chisato Madison fights the valiant fight for truth in journalism, or at least better ratings:
|...and make me shine their shoes and do their laundry and give me wedgies and...|
|Bowser named him.|
|That makes sense.|
|Hey, Mallow. Look up.|
|No. You're just going to launch me.|
|Now why would you think I would do that?|
|Your finger's on the buttonnnnnn...|
|I'm back, and I got the stuff!|
|So you were plotting against me!|
|Whatever. Ultros, hit the lights!|
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
Happy belated birthday, dear Chisato
Happy birthday to you!
|A party? For me?!|
|Yeah, it is.|
|For all that you keep on abusing us, we felt it only fair to celebrate your birthday.|
|We would have done it sooner, but with you going barmy on us with that Myria thing, we just wanted to make sure that you were your old psycho self before we did this.|
|I... I don't know what to say.|
|Don't worry about words. This is a very special time for you.|
|Of course. It isn't every day a woman turns forty.|
|Don't worry, you don't look a day over thirty-five.|
|Odin, I'm going to give you two seconds to start running, and then I'm going to show you no mercy.|
|I can't believe he keeps believing us.|
|I blame all the blunt trauma he goes through every week.|
|So, from those of us at Behind the Scenes...|
|DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE...|
|At least, those of us who can speak coherently...|
|...thanks for watching, and be sure to come back next week.|
|...and got me socks for my birthday and tied me to a tree and never made me cookies and...|