Welcome back, dear readers! We're proud to bring you Week Two of Season Thirteen, only here at the RPGDL! It's the second week of eliminations matches, and we've got a great line-up of powerful fighters ready to duke it out for your entertainment! From rats and ducks to legendary heroes and mechanical monstrosities, there's surely something for everyone to enjoy. Before we begin week two's festivities, however, head on over to the Results Page and take a look at how week one panned out. Was Hector able to put an end to his vampiric foe? Was Freya able to withstand Amon's chaotic powers? And did Rune prove the superiority of magic to science? Head on inside and find out for yourself! After you've finished checking out the first week's results, move on over to the Arena, and check out this week's highlights! In Light, Pikachu, everyone's favourite electric rat, must stay calm, cool, and collected - not only is it fighting someone as cute itself, but that someone is Serra, master of annoyance! In Middle, perverts everywhere rejoice, as Kyle and Ace meet each other in the ring - will the league be in need of an "R" rating after this match? In Heavy, legendary guardian Auron makes a return to the division he conquered last season, ready to face down all challengers - can he take down the much faster, and younger Hiro, and continue his drive towards another championship? And finally, in Godlike this week, supreme being Indalecio makes his triumphant return to avenge his wrongful defeat so many seasons ago - will he let a mere fisherman stop him in his tracks? All this, and much more, await you inside, dear readers! That's not all we have for this week, though. Make sure to hop on over to The RPG Strategy League, and take a look at what's going on in the World of Balance this week. Was Yuber able to track the fleeing returner's to their base of operations, and were Locke and Celes able to avoid being captured by the Empire? Find out inside, dear readers! And finally, stop on over by the RPGDL Forums, and register an account. It only takes a couple seconds, and it opens up a whole new world. Converse with staffers and fellow forum-goers on the status of the DL, and give us some input. We'd love to hear from you. Once again, it's time for Chisato Madison to take over, and bring you Behind the Scenes of the RPGDL: Uwhehehehehe! I’m back again! My fans must be rejoicing at my triumphant return! All shall fall before my uncalculable might! Hey freak show, I think you mean incalculable. Learn to speak the language. Like, ohmigosh! It’s Morte! I’ve heard so much about you! Like, ohmigosh! Great, someone more air-headed than Chisato. Isn’t this wonderful. AwwwwE think she’s kind of cute, actually. Like, ohmigosh! A talking squid! She seems pretty easily amused. I wonder if I couldE Jailbait. Damnit. Pika, pi? Sexual delinquency?! Where?! I’ll put an end to it! UhEowhere. Nothing to see here. Uwhehehehehehehe! The heathens wish to arrest me? Then come, I shall smite you all with my light of judgment! Nothing will stop my conquest of Godlike! Except for possibly, you know, some Godlike with actual damage and even a shred of durability? Like possibly yourself? Indeed. So is there going to be any action here? If not, I’m heading back to Nanza. HmEt is a tad boring here. Hey, Palmer, can you do that thing you do? Thing? You know, with the truck and stuff? Oh, I don’t knowE Come onEo it! Oh, if you all insistEhen ok! Come mighty truck! Smite me! *smash* Whew. Sorry about being late. HeyEou traded in that Explorer for a pick-up truck. Looks good. I agree. It had better be for the price it cost. By the way, what’s that bump I hit on my way in here? Palmer. OhEh well. Guess we’d better clear out of here then. Get any footage? Just some random junk. The usual, in other words. Right then. Let’s head out of here. Uwhehehehehehehe! What’s wrong with you! Give me my interview! Let me spread my message of pain and destruction to the world! I shallE Explode! Aaaaaaahhhhhhh! Wow, can’t even take a simple spell like that. Not much of a god. That’s for sure. Anyway, next week is quarterfinals week, so make sure to check back here for more Behind the Scenes action!