I, Kazan, bid you welcome to the RPG Dueling League, dedicated to the art of pitting the greatest warriors of the RPG Multiverse against each other in honourable combat! Within lies the greatest showcase of fighting talent you will ever lay your eyes upon! Here, you will be able to vote on a series of Battles. weekly where the greatest warriors will square off in combat! Fighters are split into divisions, aptly named for the fighting prowess of those within. The victors each week continue on in a typical eliminations-style tournament, until a victor is crowned champion of each division. Here, you'll also find exciting bonus matches and other spectacles to seduce your battle-starved souls, enough honourable combat to fill even an old man like me with joy! Questions? Go here! The DL is more than answering the question of how fighters stack up. It's a repository of information about RPG's varying from the obscure to the well known. Every bit of data gathered from every dank duengon and musty library in the RPG universe is gathered here. If you youngsters want to talk about any RPG of any stripe, you're welcome here. Check out this center of learning and find out new information about your favorite games! You've done a good job paying attention, students. Here's the news for Season 50: Looking to make an impact? Have an opinion about a fight, or merely wish to tell a story about how your favorite fighter wins (Or how that dishonorable hated fighter loses?) Send in a comment on a fight this week! The fans who come to vote and write create some of the magic of our universe. If not for your contributions, we would not have seen the 'magical' side of Ghaleon, nor seen the fate that befell Zidane when he tried to outsmart Fou-Lu. So send in a writeup today, and help make the site a better place! Now here's Chisato to take you Behind the Scenes! Listen up, gang. We're all ears, chief. I don't particularly feel like dragging things out like we usually do. So let's skip the usual zany schemes and cut right to the chase. There's something fishy about this. Hmm. Hey, take a look at this matchup. Percevial versus Dias? ...Oh. What are you two whispering about? Hurry up! You know, if you wanted to stake out early seats for the next bishie slap-fight, you could have just told us. That...that has nothing to do with why I want things streamlined this time. Now let's get this show on the road, I hear Deis has ar- You're not very good at this, are you? It's okay, I'm not bitter about not having a interview last week. SHUT UP! JUST DO THIS FOR ME! Whatever. Welcome to Behind the Scenes, blah blah blah Week 3 blah blah duelists, etc. Okay, Godlikes front and center, NOW! Boy, you're in an awful rush. Well, here we are. Now what? Oh yeah, Ghaleon and Naesala are fighting too. Everything becomes much more clear. One more word out of you about your stupid little theory and... Enough! Are we going to do this or what? I'm very busy today. Doing what, exactly? Oh, you know, kicking ass, taking names, gardening. This is going to be fun. Breaking in the new guy always is. Awfully confident, aren't we? Oh, don't think just because you defeated that computer nerd you stand a chance against me. I eat scrubs like you for breakfast. You eat scrubs for breakfast? ... That's enough of that. Moving on to Heavy... Another match, another annoying brat. Ho-hum. Oh look, it's a moderately more successful Tony. How's that working out for you? Well enough, after I knock you into next week. You'll have to catch me first. You can't run forever. No, but you can't be shot forever, either. And I'm going to get plenty of pot shots in. With that pea-shooter you'll be lucky to make a dent in my armor. So to recap... Maria shoots things and is mobile, Kornell punches things and can absorb a lot more punishment. Textbook. Very good. Anyway... Arf! .... You're shameless. ...what? It's an entire coincidence that I chose a non-talking animal and a silent girl for Middle. Would Colm vs. Eliwood count...? Eh, they're not that good-looking. Maybe as a last ditch-effort. SO AHEM KOROMARU welcome aboard to the DL! ....? ...! Woof! Well, they seem to get along pretty well. Kinda hard to trash-talk when you don't even speak the same language. Or speak at all. ... *howl* Well, looks like that's over with. I wonder what he was saying... He was saying "I hate facing people who are ID immune." You can't possibly know that. I didn't get to be the Allfather without picking up some foreign languages. As much as I like to hear Odin's blatant lies, don't you have somwhere to be, Chisato? Right right right right I know people say we Fire Emblem people are identical.... But this is ridiculous. One of you has a brown palette and one of you doesn't. Well, what is there to talk about? How's the wife? Just fine, thank you. How's the, uh...desert? Sandy and hot. I wouldn't have it any other way. Good, good. So, look, I don't think we're fooling anyone here. Let's just call it a da y. Yeah, I got nothin'. So, see you at the FE Mixer next week? Yeah. Ugh, I hope those Wyvern knights can hold their liquor next time. It took a month to clean up all the dragon poop. Tell me about it. Whew. We're done. I, uh, I have to go to the bathroom. And there she goes. Pathetic. Okay, wrap it up folks, we're done here. We out. Well we've all had a lot of fun here today, but there's nothing funny about substance abuse. Please, if you know a Wyvern who has a problem, don't turn a blind eye. Get them help before it's too late. The More You Know.