I, Kazan, bid you welcome to the RPG Dueling League, dedicated to the art of pitting the greatest warriors of the RPG Multiverse against each other in honourable combat! Within lies the greatest showcase of fighting talent you will ever lay your eyes upon!


Here, you will be able to vote on a series of Battles. weekly where the greatest warriors will square off in combat! Fighters are split into divisions, aptly named for the fighting prowess of those within. The victors each week continue on in a typical eliminations-style tournament, until a victor is crowned champion of each division. Here, you'll also find exciting bonus matches and other spectacles to seduce your battle-starved souls, enough honourable combat to fill even an old man like me with joy! Questions? Go here!

In addition, there's another small tournament called Not Ranked, which pits an even wider assortment of unique, secretive and unknown warriors against each other in a similar vein. If you're looking for a favourite, it wouldn't hurt to check that out as well.

The DL is more than answering the question of how fighters stack up. It's a repository of information about RPG's varying from the obscure to the well known. Every bit of data gathered from every dank duengon and musty library in the RPG universe is gathered here. If you youngsters want to talk about any RPG of any stripe, you're welcome here. Check out this center of learning and find out new information about your favorite games!

You've done a good job paying attention, students. Here's the news for Season 46:

Not Ranked is back for one more season. Interested in seeing unranked fighters like X fight it out? This week features Megaman X Command Mission, among other games. Go to Not Ranked to see more!

Nom pools are this week. Wish to see a certain studly martial artist return for another crack at Middle glory? How about that favorite fighter in Heavy who can't catch a break, or a returning favorite in Godlike who's due for another run? If you want all that and more fun, go submit a nomination pool and help shape our next season.

Looking to make an impact? Have an opinion about a fight, or merely wish to tell a story about how your favorite fighter wins (Or how that dishonorable hated fighter loses?) Send in a comment on a fight this week! The fans who come to vote and write create some of the magic of our universe. If not for your contributions, we would not have seen the 'magical' side of Ghaleon, nor seen the fate that befell Zidane when he tried to outsmart Fou-Lu. So send in a writeup today, and help make the site a better place!

Now here's Chisato to take you Behind the Scenes!
Okay. Run that by me one more time; I must have missed the part where this all made -sense-.
Chisato sent Gilgamesh and Ultros home on the grounds of "I have a migraine and I'm getting the red-carpet treatment tonight"-
And she didn't go into details there?
She had the same expression on her face that Freya always does when she starts talking about the red haze of battle, so-
Right, right. So she sent them home. Keep going?
And then Morte came flying out of the broom closet and knocked her out, so I called Gilgamesh back in and had her taken to the hospital-
...Why was he in the broom closet?
Well, Skully was-
Changed my mind, I don't want to know. And so it's just you here while we're trying to get the show started.
Yeah.
Right. Well, how many guests do we have?
The Middle and Heavy pool contestants came in.
Joy, a bunch of scrubs. Well, welcome to Behind the Scenes, viewers; I'm Nate Nanjo, of course, and with us today is a chicken in a man suit-
Hey!
-a man whose sole purpose of life is to make other men hard as a rock-
...Why do we let you live again?
-a dominatrix who's failed to dominate anything in her life-
Is that a challenge, helmethead?
-someone who makes it a point to cosplay Thunder God Cid every chance she gets-
'ware your tongue, cocky brute, lest I cut it straight off of you!
-someone who manages to out-annoy Rika and Peppita at the same time-
Hey, the beeping walnut issue was a mistake!
-and failure in one of its many incarnations.
......
So, everyone, why will you come out on top in this pool of massive fail, pray tell?
Uh, Na-
You record their answers, I'm off to go get the fail off of me.
...Well, you heard the man. How will you come out ahead in this pool?
Hit Nate Nanjo really hard with an axe to the face.
Hit Nate Nanjo really hard with a sword to the face.
Seduce Nate Nanjo really hard with a sexy whipping to the face.
Hit Nate Nanjo really hard with a Shellbust Stab to the face.
Annoy Nate Nanjo really hard with a beeping walnut to the face.
Murder the universe.
Right, I'll let you guys get on that. After today, it's probably justifiable annoyihomoci- er, homicide. Stop staring at me like that, Beowulf, it was a mistake! Anyways, that's it for this week on Behind the Scenes. G'night!