I, Kazan, bid you welcome to the RPG Dueling League, dedicated to the art of pitting the greatest warriors of the RPG Multiverse against each other in honourable combat! Within lies the greatest showcase of fighting talent you will ever lay your eyes upon! Here, you will be able to vote on a series of Battles. weekly where the greatest warriors will square off in combat! Fighters are split into divisions, aptly named for the fighting prowess of those within. The victors each week continue on in a typical eliminations-style tournament, until a victor is crowned champion of each division. Here, you'll also find exciting bonus matches and other spectacles to seduce your battle-starved souls, enough honourable combat to fill even an old man like me with joy! Questions? Go here! In addition, there's another small tournament called Not Ranked, which pits an even wider assortment of unique, secretive and unknown warriors against each other in a similar vein. If you're looking for a favourite, it wouldn't hurt to check that out as well. The DL is more than answering the question of how fighters stack up. It's a repository of information about RPG's varying from the obscure to the well known. Every bit of data gathered from every dank duengon and musty library in the RPG universe is gathered here. If you youngsters want to talk about any RPG of any stripe, you're welcome here. Check out this center of learning and find out new information about your favorite games! You've done a good job paying attention, students. Here's the news for Season 46: Many disciples train long and hard to gain entry into the DL proper. Persona 3: The Journey and Forgotten Warrior: Cloud of Darkness have gained admission. Help rate these honorable fighters here. This topic will be open until the site closes at midnight on Thursday/Friday EST, so come check it out before then. We also have Nominaton Pools open. Do you wish to see the new fighters from Persona 3? How about an old favorite in? Or a veteran Middle, who was denied his rightful championship.. ahem. No matter. Just come and help shape next season by submitting a nominaton pool! Not Ranked is also returning soon. If you wish to find out more, contact Tonfa Baton at our forums! Looking to make an impact? Have an opinion about a fight, or merely wish to tell a story about how your favorite fighter wins (Or how that dishonorable hated fighter loses?) Send in a comment on a fight this week! The fans who come to vote and write create some of the magic of our universe. If not for your contributions, we would have have seen the 'magical' side of Ghaleon, nor seen the fate that befell Zidane when he tried to outsmart Fou-Lu. So send in a writeup today, and help make the site a better place! Now here's Chisato to take you Behind the Scenes! Aha... AHAHA... AHAHAHAHAHA! Oh dear. She got to the finals, didn't she? Oh, dearie me. You weren't watching her match? Blue's Clues was on. Learning magic with Blue and Rogue was never so much fun~! ... Ah, the sound of crickets and infernal laughter. Look, just got off the speakerphone with Nate, he's not going to be in today. Why? Something about Ellen adopting a bird. He told us that if this show doesn't get out on time, he'll have our heads. Sounds like a good reason to get going, then... but who's going to stop Chisato? Eh, let's just handle this ourselves. It's not worth the dismemberments. Good point. Alright then. Welcome to Week 5 of Behind the Scenes, with your host, Ultros! Wait, why are you the host? I picked up the mike first. Anyway, our first two guests are Empyrea and Zenon! Thank you, little one. Soon, my might shall be that which covers this world! Muahahaha-OW! Stupid bird, stop pecking me on the arm! How quickly your arrogance blinds you to the foe that will fell you. You cannot match my speed or my strength. Hah! Speed? Strength? My capabilities in such realms far-OW! Outstrip your path-OW! STOP THAT! And for all that you cannot stop my pecking? Pathetic. Alright, people, calm down before I have to step in- BACK OFF! ...mommy Alright, sadly that's all the time we have for you two today, thank you good night don't let the door hit you on the way out. Next, Millenia and Fenril! They just left notes. "Spellbinding Eye" and "Overkill the sluggish mage", respectively. Oooh, Fenril's handwriting is all nice and loopy. Okay. Zidane and MOMO, then? Hi! How're you, Mr. Octopus? ...I'm fine, but I don't think you should get that close, MOMO. It's okay, Relm gave me her magic paintbrush as protection! ...eep. Right. While Ultros is passed out; MOMO, how do you plan on winning? Sleep 'em and beat 'em! ...Right. Zidane, counter? ... Zidane? Um, Zidane, I wouldn't be attempting to get Chisato to stop laughing, if I were you... Uh, Chisato? Your interview's up soon. You may want to calm dow- oof, that almost hurt. ...I'd actually apologize for the kneejerk reaction punch, but I'm just more surprised that you survived that. Imoen cast Stoneskin on me. ...Wait, she can't do that, can she? I thought she could only protect herself. She also said that you normally can't punch people to the moon. Literally. I... guess that's a fair point. In some distant universe. Anyway, I'm going to try and status MOMO first. Don't want to hurt you, but I'll make sure you get healed afterward, OK? Assuming I can't get you first, meanie! We'll see. Well, toodles! Okay, bye Mr. Octopus! ...gleeble mrf. ...db ack ack. What happened to these two? No, don't say anything, Morte; it's Odin's fault, isn't it? Wait, what?! I'm not the- ... um. Yes. Yes, it is entirely his faul- Congrats, Odin. You can take the rest of the day off. ... And now, come on out, Imoen. I'm vaguely impressed at how much damage has been caused to the mental health of your staff - Why, thank you! - and only half of it is your direct fault. Details. Also, Tear Gas. Stoneskin and wait you out. We'll have to see which prevails. I look forward to it. Anyway, this is Chisato, signing off on behalf of Behind the Scenes!