I, Kazan, bid you welcome to the RPG Dueling League, dedicated to the art of pitting the greatest warriors of the RPG Multiverse against each other in honourable combat! Within lies the greatest showcase of fighting talent you will ever lay your eyes upon! Here, you will be able to vote on a series of Battles. weekly where the greatest warriors will square off in combat! Fighters are split into divisions, aptly named for the fighting prowess of those within. The victors each week continue on in a typical eliminations-style tournament, until a victor is crowned champion of each division. Here, you'll also find exciting bonus matches and other spectacles to seduce your battle-starved souls, enough honourable combat to fill even an old man like me with joy! Questions? Go here! In addition, there's another small tournament called Not Ranked, which pits an even wider assortment of unique, secretive and unknown warriors against each other in a similar vein. If you're looking for a favourite, it wouldn't hurt to check that out as well. The DL is more than answering the question of how fighters stack up. It's a repository of information about RPG's varying from the obscure to the well known. Every bit of data gathered from every dank duengon and musty library in the RPG universe is gathered here. If you youngsters want to talk about any RPG of any stripe, you're welcome here. Check out this center of learning and find out new information about your favorite games! Aah, glad I could be of assistance. But before I knock off for a much deserved drink, here's the current news and status of the Duelling League this week: The Minstrel's story has updated! The Figaro Royal Family is again the focus, with talk about King Edgar's upbringing and how that made him into the man he is today. All that plus information about the sigil of the Figaro Kingdom! You've done a good job paying attention, students. Now here's Chisato to take you Behind the Scenes! Funny how things work out sometimes. Eh? Godlike's semifinals this season are all women. Heavy is all guys. What about the dog? Ahem. Sir Leopold. I rest my case. Fair enough. But it's bound to happen now and then anyway. Just goes to show there's no such thing as a glass ceiling when the fairier sex can control gigantic monsters. Or are monsters. Now, now. Chisato isn't Godlike. Whoaaaaaaaa. I'd high-five you, but you don't have any arms. You are so, so lucky that she's not- -Standing right behind you? Yes, standing right behi....... .... ...eep. By the way, Morte, I hope you like catgirls, since I promised Rika she could borrow you as a paperweight/advisor. She's got lots to talk about, or so I hear. I'd complain, but I doubt anyone would listen. In that you would be correct. I assume you peons know what to do. Yep. Quit moping, skull. Greetings, readers! As you've already seen, it's Week 4 in the Duelling League, and as Season 42 gets down to the main event life is full of surprises! But all the same the usual gang here at Behind the Scenes is ready to give you your usual info on the fighters, the matches, and what a horrible, wreck of a life they lead. But enough chattering, let's get started! I need to build a new trophy cabinet. ... So, Yuna, are y- Hi Chisato yeah that's great. Anyway, Anima this, Anima that, get out of there early so I can buy Trophy polish. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to do more work for Final Fantasy X-3: Even More J-Pop. Laters. Bah, repeating champ Godlikes. The only thing bigger than their W-L record is their ego. ... Please say you've still got one Kiss of Malice in you. I'd love to see Yuna morph into some horrible scaly monster, and when Zidane shows up beating the crap out of him is so much fun. ... I think she said she'll think about it. Works for me. Well, I suppose as far as talking with Yuna goes that was relatively painless. Let's keep going. I am a big, smelly animal. I am a big, smelly animal. Hey, black armor in a desert, what do you expect. I hear Cecil had to bathe for days after going through that desert. Body odor aside, what are your plans for this fight, Largo? Not like I can do much besides walk around and hit things really hard, can I? My double-acting damage should suffice for this fight. Not likely, Fido. Says the man outclassed by a green-haired little emo puke. At least I had the decency to die to a bunch of DBZ ripoffs. Uh...good job? That was just sad. Moving right along. Quiet! I decide when we're done. ... ... ...Moving right along, here's Middle! Time for a Middle Championship! Is it in the shape of a plane? I like planes. Probably why you crash so many. Hush. Talk about the match, you two. Axe meets face. After a few such meetings I imagine victory shall be mine. Sounds like a tricky opponent. I'll have to crash lots of planes to come up with a good plan! Planes are pretty awesome. Just sayin'. Riiight. I think I'll go build one out of toothpaste and candy wrappers. That should hold up enough for me to fly to a sky dungeon, right? To the drawing board! Stupid to the very core of his plane-shaped brain. Sometimes I think it's good that I never really had a personality. They're overrated, really. Well, looks like's not coming back unless it's as a crater in the ground. Let's keep up the momentum. From Light, it's...Shana and FuSoYa! Hooray! Hello. Meteo vs. White Dragoon, that's the question here, I suppose. I won't give up! Not when Dart is rooting for me! With the power of the Lunarians, I cannot fail! I'm certaintly going to win, because you see OW! I THNK I SPREND MI TONGE Yay! That's..that's a shame. Cn wn how zladsg ahg? How about that. Couldn't you heal her? Probably. Well, time to go polish the crystals. Again. I swear someone must come in and dump in all that dust when I'm not looking. Huh. yz agi logh! I'm oddly comfortable with this. Can't say I'm going to cry myself to sleep either. Well, enough of this. Behind the Scenes is over once, more, but never fear, Readers! We'll be back to tell you all about Finals next week! Until then, see you later!