 | I hate the world.
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 | For once we're in agreement.
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 | Lucky Gilgamesh. How come he gets a week off and I don't?
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| Because I hate you.
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| Fair enough.
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 | *Sniff* I spent the entire week in a body cast before the healers finished patching me up, and none of you came to visit me besides Ultros.
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 | Don't look at me like that, I was just pickpocketing him.
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 | Aww, how cute. You're all being emo because you're all losers! :-*
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| Burn in hell. Get off my set, I have no need to interview someone who managed to rob me.
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| Rob? Sounds like sour grapes. We both know you got beaten legit. ^_^ Same thing is going to happen to that delightful Yuri Hyuga.
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 | Nate, any objection if I use quasi legal at best plot powers to smash Kuja into dirt here to make him look bad?
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| None at all. I'll even waive the fee for destroying the studio.
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| Excellent. For the Children!
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| Plot powers, you say? Ultima!
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| Ha, I'll crush you yet. My fists of steel will rip you to shreds!
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| Mmm, a pair of half naked demigods fighting it out. I feel better.
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 | It's the closest you'll ever get to getting laid, that's for sure. Enjoy losing to a so called 'generic' Suikoden mage?
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| That's not what your father said last night.
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| My father doesn't sleep with Luc fangirls.
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| That would explain why your face is considered a crime against humanity.
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| At least I wasn't turned down by Korcha!
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| That's going too far. Odin, you worthless scrub! Who's better looking, Bern or your boss?
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| Neither, I don't pay attention to angsty lesbians. At least Moppy doesn't get all emo when I call her fa- *SMASH*
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| Sorry about that, ladies. I accidently kicked Kuja up Odin's nose.
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| Don't worry about it. Chisato ran off crying because Odin actually managed to one up her in an insult war.
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| No, I think she ran towards the guest room. She went to find someone who doesn't fail to judge who's better looking, you or her.
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| I almost pity the poor fool who has to judge that.
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| Back. Karyl, who would you rather date? Myself or that hag Bernadette?
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 | I'm just a simple bard, pretty lady. Who am I to judge looks?
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| See?!
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| Besides, telling Bernadette that she's uglier than Leon in drag would hurt her feelings. What kind of gentleman would do that? Yeaaaaah~
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| ..Worse..than... Leon... *Sobs* I hate you all!
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| Excellent work, Karyl. The report on Bernadette's fighting style and backround information's on my desk. Go kick her ugly face in.
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| Boss, shouldn't we actually interview someone?
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| Who cares. Just pick a pair of idiots and let them babble.
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 | All of this violence.. so wrong. What's the point of it all?
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 | I mean this in the nicest way possible, but could you stop talking?
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| why would you of all people say that? We're castmates. Friends. Two people with a deep understanding of each other.
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| We all laugh at you behind your back for being so emo. The only reason you're allowed to hang around is because it'd make Yulie cry if we booted you to the street. You're the cast's pity case. Keep in mind that we have fuggin Jeremy and Scythe hanging around, and yet somehow they're still far, far cooler than you could ever hope to be.
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| Oh. Well, let's talk about my deep motivations and my.. hello? Why am being dragged off by an annoyed Gilgamesh?
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| Because I called him on his day off just so he'd beat the hell out of you.
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| Boss, shouldn't we interview some heavies?
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| Blah blah blah Ryu is silent, Rosa is sweet and innocent, and does anyone care about Mithos?
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 | I do!
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| You don't count.
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| I hate to remind you that Odin exists, but shouldn't we put him out of his misery?
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| And waste valuable airtime? No, we're over budget this season anyway. Cameras OFF.
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 | Wait a sec!
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 | We will not be ignored any longer!
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 | Our time has come.
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 | It's been thirty seasons since we've had matches!
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 | Longer, in my case.
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 | How can these snubs keep happening?! Someone like Tir has seven appearances. Raja has five!
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 | We're not that bad.
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 | Whoof!
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| Oh, look. Suikoscrub angst. How cute.
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| Be fair, boss. We have a loser Grandia boss who managed to win a title then never matter again, a Golden Sun character who people care less about than the likes of Garet and Menardi, someone from Shining Force so unmemorable that he makes Bleu look good, and Sneff, CC scrub supreme. Rumor has it Sneff's the person Dario picks on after Tia beats him up for his lunch money.
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| What pathetic cause are you babbling about? You're wasting airtime.
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| Did he ignore me? Why does everyone ignore me?! Is it because I'm the quiet stereotypical wind mage? We all aren't all like Luc, you know. Luc this, Luc that.. I can't take it any longer. Listen to meeeeeeee!
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| One down. Anyone else want to whine?
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| This isn't any way to treat guests, you knoooooow!
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| That was smart. Really.
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| Freed's not noted for being a mental giant.
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| You know what I see?
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| Cannon fodder?
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| Slave labor?
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| Ellen wearing nothing but a persona?
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| Yes, yes, later on tonight. More to the point, we have a studio that needs to be cleaned, and our janitor is once again out of commission. The losers just got free airtime, so we get free labor for listening to their whining. Ultros, you know what to do.
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| Beat em all up and make them clean up while we ransom them to rich castmates?
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| Exactly. Sounds like a fun note to end this week on. Chisato Madison signing off.
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| You can't treat a champion light this!! |
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