That was an interesting match, ay? And there's plenty more where that came from, signors, as Week 2 heads into the Monstrous Pit! But first, there is the matter of the Results Page, of course. **Importantion information for newcomers! Please click This Link to go to a post made by our moderators that should hopefully answer several of your questions! If you have any more, simply feel free to go to the forums and ask!** One is an evil being twisted into the ultimate form of power by dark magic. The other is an ancient cyborg built to combat such ultimate evil through the power of technology. Necrosaro and Wren would almost certaintly be enemies in any situation, but they will duel here in the Monstrous Pit! Whether it's Necrosaro's multiple forms and magical powers or Wren's phenomenal durability and hard-hitting techs, there's no doubt that this is a match to watch, Signors! Heavy has one of those ironies that are part and parcel of the Duelling League in whole. Beserk and Harken not only hail from the same game, but they are on the same side and belong to the same group, no less! So which Quarter Knight is the strongest? Will Beserk's Flail fail or will Harken's Scythe shatter? Who will have the greater PASSION for victory? Only you can decide, ay? Middle has the newly upgraded Shante facing her first match in her new divison. Her opponent, Bow, is a newcomer to the DL, and now draws a former champion! Quite a way to prove himself in the DL, ay? Shante's skillset served her well in the last season, but can she handle Bow and his Shots? Another Light week, another round of great matches! Kogoro is a superior warrior to his canine brethern, but he also faces a powerful master of magic in Selah! This will be an almighty matchup of Fire against the Fang as the arena is rocked to its very foundations by the duel described here. Who will walk away? Will anybody? Stay tuned, signors! And there you have it. Much more awaits in THE MONSTROUS PIT! Let's not forget the NOT RANKED MONSTROUS PIT, either! Ready to have some dialogue about matches with fellow enthusiasts? Then by all means head over to the Season 32, Week 2 Topic and join the fun! **Everyone, listen! Have you ever wanted to take part in our Bonus Matches? Have you ever had a great idea you thought would make an awesome match? Well here's your chance! Just go to the Bonus Match Ideas Post and read all about it! Good bye until next week, signors! Vote, and enjoy your week! I will see you later. Let me bid you farewell as the latest in all your favorite RPG character's insanity plays out in Behind the Scenes! All right. You find yourself in a dank hallway. The light that trickles out from the entranceway fades quickly the further forward you look. Delita, you're at the head of the party. What will you do? I turn to Slade and stab him in the face. Right in the face? Delita! Delita, are we going to go through this again? What? I'm playing a Lawful Fighter, and he's a Chaotic Evil Thief! It's a perfectly logical and alignment-adherent action! I wouldn't have figured you for the rules-lawyer type. I would. You be quiet. You're supposed to be on the other side of the dungeon, anyway. You mean we still aren't in the adventure? That's right, and from the looks of things, it's still going to be a couple of hours. Fine. I get drunk. A-e-i-o-u! While you're up, could you replenish the snacks? And don't forget the Viper Cheetos this time! Delita, if you're just going to continue killing off your teammates, then what's the point of me even DMing? Well... Wait, that's your plan! If Rika quits, you'd take over! Don't start with me, choir boy. I told you not to call me that! If it wasn't true, then why would you be playing as a bard? You know, I could make you a castrato if you don't stop. Oh, like I'm so scared of a gun. Look, as much as you're not afraid because Billy couldn't hit so small a target, especially with your frontal evasion, let's just get going. All right? I couldn't agree more. Look, you're all in the main hall now. Good. I check for traps. I stay by the entranceway, looking to see if anyone comes in. I go to help Slade. I sit in the corner and gripe about the futility of life. I still don't think it was a good idea to let him choose the pantheon of the emo gods. Whatever. Don't go crying to me when you need a casting of "Cure Self-Inflicted Wounds". You don't find any traps. There's nobody sneaking up. Would you all just get going so that for the first time in seventeen attempts, we could get out of the first room of this module?! No. You know what, fine. You all stand around for about five minutes when the door at the other end of the room crashes down and three large kobolds rush in. What, no spot check? Good. It's about time. Indeed. One of them is staggering around, while the other two look on in disgust. A-e-i-o-u? I agree. What? Did you, or did you not say you were getting drunk. Fine. All right Leo, time to start. Greetings, adventurers. It's a kobold! Kill it! Yeah! Oh, for crying out loud... the adventure is called "The Happy Dank Dungeon of Perfectly Non-Threatening and Good Kobolds"! Why are you attacking? I kind of tune you out whenever you're saying something not related to dice-rolling. Men! And dogs. Just stop the posturing and get on with the adventure! Hey, isn't this the one where the surprise is that the dungeon is one big giant robot kobold? ... Um, Rika? I don't think that's a healthy shade of red you're turning... ROCKS FALL. YOU ALL DIE. But I have a +15 to rock-falling rolls... YOU DIE! Sadly, this is still less violent than if we were actually in the show. I wonder why they weren't at the studio... _ _ _ Now, I admit it's not the most pleasing of notions... ...especially given the obvious differences between you two... ...and the way your alternate selves were acting... ...but was it really necessary to have your stomach pumped for a week straight? ... I'm just impressed that I could inspire that much of a reaction in her. I've still got it! Yes, your ability to nauseate the opposite sex astounds me. Though you seem to be handling this a lot better than she is. It's not like I have a stomach to pump. Just think of it as her pumping for two. ... Oh Tria... ...I could have phrased that better. Ah well. Maybe we'll get another week off.