SIGNORS! Back again for a new week of duelling, ay? The Monstrous Pit is teeming with intrigue and the potential for exciting duels is as high as ever! I, Morrie, your humble host, am glad to see you around once more, good signors, and after you've taken a glance at the Results From Last Week, let me tell you what's going on in Week 3! **Importantion information for newcomers! Please click This Link to go to a post made by our moderators that should hopefully answer several of your questions! If you have any more, simply feel free to go to the forums and ask!** One Godlike match this week will be sure to deliever the necessary quota of GUSTO. Zog is rightly known for his impressive durability. Many have fallen before his massive HP score, and Orlandu may be no exception....if it wasn't for his Night Sword, which will continously restore his HP and keep him in the fight! This will pit two top Godlikes in a battle of Holy Swordsman versus Dark Dragon. Who will walk away victorious, and who will have to be dragged out? In Heavy, the former Middle Champion Popoi has already proven he has what it takes to defeat one Heavy, but will he do so well against his next opponent? Malik Benedict has plenty of high points, from his excellent speed to the power of his Eliminate Scanner. He's taken apart PCs before, but will he add Popoi to his tally? Only you can decide, signors! Middle has its fair share of great matches as well. A relatively fresh face in the DL, Jude Maxwell continues the tradition of ARM wielding heroes, and his Gene Driver abilities have gotten him past the first cut. He faces long-time DL veteran Bowman Jean, trying once again to make a name for himself. Will Jude's firepower fell another dueller? Or are some Explosion Pills just what the doctor ordered? Finally, we come to Light. One one side, we have Shante, a dueller with an impressive and varied skillset. On the other, we have Priscilla, who is a master of the healing arts and the arts of setting things on fire. Both are good mages, but only one can be victor. What do you think, Signors? On that note, head over to the Monsterous Pit! All the matches above and plenty more await you. If you haven't already, head by the Not Ranked Monstrous Pit and pay a visit to Dryst, ay? Need a hand? Or want to shed some light on a particular match? The Season 32, Week 3 topic is at your service, signors. **Everyone, listen! Have you ever wanted to take part in our Bonus Matches? Have you ever had a great idea you thought would make an awesome match? Well here's your chance! Just go to the Bonus Match Ideas Post and read all about it! It's time for rankings again! Check out The season 32 ranking topic. Want to see a game not in the duelling league ranked? Take a look at this topic and add your input. Suggestions are open now on site! Send in your three best ideas, and check out the forum topic monday to give your ideas and suggestions for the offical topic! Aye, but we have to deal with the sad part. Also check out The retirement topic to see who will be removed from active particpation for next season and beyond. Well, that's all that I have for you in the meantime, signors. Have a good week, and I hope to see you all once again for Week 4! I now give you the latest in ridicule in Behind the Scenes! You don’t exist! Mere data! Mere data! No, none of us exist. I created you! I made you! Bits and bytes and RAM and ROM and hours upon hours of drinking coffee! You’re a computer program! I, like you, was created out of the void. The crawling chaos if you will. Hence, the name. None of us truly exists. It’s all an illusion. Those two have been going at it for hours. What a combination. Why does my brain hurt? Close your ears, read the newspaper comics. Peanuts is pretty good today. Hahaha! Lucy took the football and Charlie Brown fell on the ground! So easily entertained. Mmm…hey Chief, shouldn’t we stop those two from talking? You do remember what happened last time we broke the fourth wall on the show. We’ll be fine. Mr. Nanjo isn’t as cheap as Ramus: he installed walls resistant to the destruction of reality’s boundaries several months ago. Just get behind the desk...now! Tehehehehe! Peppermint Patty, you’re so cute! Shouldn’t he get back here? Nope, no time! Get down! I SHALL DELETE YOU! LET ME GET MY LAPTOP OUT AND HIT KEYS WHILE YOU STARE AT ME AND DO NOTHING! If the universe desires it, then it shall be. Shroedeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Simple, cheap, effective, and nothing to clean-up afterwards. I love this show. You’re going to hell. Actually, I think she rules hell. It’s one way of paying the bills. Besides, I can’t let Blue have all the fun. Anyway, let’s start this thing! Welcome to the local nuthouse! Behind the Scenes is back for yet another week of torture, mayhem, and violent acts directed at the nicest people imaginable! Prepare for the wonders! You’ve already met our Godlike guests, who recently opened a rift to another dimension and were sucked out of this existence, so let’s move on! Since Miss Chisato apparently has a crush on him, let’s welcome Bowman Jean and Blanca the Metal Gear Solid Dog! Was that supposed to be some type of snide remark? Yes. Besides, he is a successful doctor. What else could you want? He’s married. Like that’d stop you. Good point. Such awful morals. God is sad. Speaking of God, by what miracle are you still alive? I thought that Mist Dragon was eating you for breakfast last week? We made a deal. She gets to eat all the heathens she wants. It’s kind of fun. Come here Patty! Aroooooooo! Woof (Patty? What a stupid name) Good Misty. Stay here and you’ll get plenty of heathens to eat. Just you wait. Speaking of heathens, this Sprite here is a polytheist! Eat him! Wait? What? What are you looking at? Hey…stop that! STOP BREATHING ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mmm…guess the saying is true. People can die to a stiff breeze. Hey, there’s a goth lady over there! Me?! Goth!? How dare you! Just because people call me the Black Monster… See? Evil! Go get her Patty! Let’s get her! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! So pretty. I like this violence. Does that make me a bad person? Nah. Remember: Chisato is worse. Amen. Mmm…I don’t think it’s safe to be here. Probably not. Especially since you’re a Light. Chisato saves the worst for people in her own division. You know, trimming down the competition. That still won’t stop me from getting my shot on this show. Actually, yes it will. Get out. Hey now! You’re not a threat. Hence, you don’t get a shot on this show. Bowman, the Haldol. I won’t stand for this! I shall spread my wings…and…zzzzzzzzz. How…harsh. Hey Jin, here’s something I’ve been meaning to ask: are you really related to Shion? I mean, that’s got to suck. I personally always thought she was adopted. Test tube baby. Born from the unholy mating of a goat with a llama. All of the above. Well, that’s one of life’s great mysteries solved. And with that, I think it’s time to say goodnight. Sweet dreams, happy things, and play Final Fantasy Twelve! I’m in it! And yet another reason I’ll never play that game. Other than the no hands thing, of course. Hehehehe. Hagar, you’re so horrible! Lolol!!!! Ok, this is even getting a bit too chaotic for me. Truce? Oh yes. Do you hear it?! It’s the gates of hell opening up to take you away! Ahahahahahahahaha!!! Wait…wait…Noooooooo!!!! Marmadukeeeeeeeeee!!!!