WELCOME BACK, SIGNORS! Back you are at the now Season 31! This Season will prove to be an amazing one, I assure you! An amazing number of fresh faces have appeared, as well as several old favorites! We will be showing off the best and brightest this season for sure! But it is important to always be looking at the past, ay? Important things can always be found in the Results times gone past! **Importantion information for newcomers! Please click This Link to go to a post made by our moderators that should hopefully answer several of your questions! If you have any more, simply feel free to go to the forums and ask!** This season will prove to be quite amazing, signors. Ryu 3 has returned! Will he sweep Godlike again as in the times before? Or will Dhoulmagus, his current opponent, be able to put him down? What about the other challengers this season? Fei? Citan? Mewtwo? Melfice? They are not the types of monstrous pit fighters to simply give up their passion! Who do you think will win the Godlike this season, signors? Don't think too hard about it, or else you may miss the action in Heavy! Lang has come to show just what he's capable of, especially against the likes of the young Reid! Signors, I know not how passionate you are about these fights, but it is amazing to see such ragazzo in the duellists of the monstrous pit... it makes an old man proud! Speaking of old men, Gogen has come onto the field! He will be facing Clint this week! I wonder if magic or brute force will win out... It is something that will remain to be seen! However, there are other matches to take note of... Popoi and Beatrice, for example! I do hope you're all as excited as I am! Finally, we will be having the passion of Jet back in the monstrous pit. He has not been seen for quite some time, signors! I wonder if he will ever regain his former Heavy glory? Against Janus, he must put all his effort forward! Not only that, but he'll have to contend with others, such as Sephie or Porom! Frightening, signors! You must run, hurry now! There is no time like the now in which to get to the Monstrous Pit and see the final battle of this season! The winner is still undecided! Who will it be, I wonder!? Do not forget, signors, it is important to head to the Not Ranked Monstrous Pit at times. One must always be the willing participater of the fun matches, ay? Make sure you head over to the forums to see some of the topics! The Forums Newcomes are invited to join and take part whenever they'd like. So you may have much to say about this matches, so I hope you can go to the The Season 31 Week 1 Topic and talk about it! **Everyone, listen! Have you ever wanted to take part in our Bonus Matches? Have you ever had a great idea you thought would make an awesome match? Well here's your chance! Just go to the Bonus Match Ideas Post and read all about it! So, signors, I hope you will enjoy the new season here. I know I certainly will enjoy it very muchly, and I hope you all stay around for the whole of the thing. Now it is the time for the Behind the Scenes, signors, so sit back and enjoy! r> It's weird how we're always here before Chisato. We do have to get all set up and everything, you know. Oh, wait, you wouldn't, since you just float around and complain. Better than reading comics outloud, which is what Odin's doing Oh, that loveable Marmaduke, what zany antics are you up to now? What's this, a dog chasing the animal control people? Instead of the other way around? MY MIND IS TOTALLY BLOWN! And yet, he says that Calvin & Hobbes 'just isn't funny'. Ugh. You are not paying me nearly enough to do all this work. I'm not paying you anything, lacky, now hurry up and set up the stage before I bust out my Alfred Persona. I dream of a day when mid bosses and the abused working class monsters will RISE UP and Seize power from the corrupt! Yeah, I...ooh, Shiny! I am utterly alone in this. Oh, go stick a sword in it. Which one? That..wasn't..errgh. Sometimes, I think that Garfield is speaking to me on some level, and I really <>do<> hate Mondays. Zip it, Moppy. Can we get this going? Sorry, boss, SOMEBODY made it so that the only thing this damned camera will show is advertisements for FF5 and Super Sword Showcases on Fox. I regret nothing! ....Whatever. Let's just start. I'll try my best, but that generally means just flailing at buttons. That's why you're the most productive worker we have. Anyway..Welcome, one and all, for the start to Season XXXI! The perverts have been safely locked away, and we get back to the meat of the RPGDL: Epic duels between contestants who usually politely take turns! There's plenty go with today, so let's first welcome two Godlikes: The newcomer Dhoulmagus and Ryu 3! Boo! .... You seem to have some bad luck, Dhoulmagus, as you've drawn one of the most powerful Godlikes we have. Can you withstand the might of Infinity? Well, sure. Not only am I an evil clown, but I can also summon wickedly sharp vines. Plus I have this cool staff. Ah, so you've vaguely creepy and have bondage powers. Excuse me while I purge that mental image by beating the crap out of Odin. Such a pi-OWWWWWWWWWWWWW! So, Ryu...oh, he's getting evil cotton candy from Dhoulmagus. Let's leave them to their carnival food of the damned, and take a look at Heavy this week. Well, I learned the legendary Sky Fang Arts, and smited a silver-haired prettyboy. Oh yeah? I leanred the ultra legendary Aurora Artes and smited this ugly old lady! AND I was completely clueless to the fact that I had a love interest and hung out with an attractive pirate! Well MY love interest and I were completely disinterested in each other and WE hung out with an androgynous pirate that did absoulutely nothing but be annoying! ...What are they dong? I...I think they're trying to prove who's the most generic. But I HAVE A FUNKY TATTOO AND BELONG TO A POWERFUL RACE OF BEINGS! I..uh...like to eat a lot? Okay, you win. Uh...any other heavies? Man, I can't wait to prove my worth in the DL by beating the crap out of that little kid. GET AWAY FROM ME YOU DAMN CLOWN! <>YOU WILL TAKE YOUR EVIL BALLOON ANIMAL AND LIKE IT, YOU INGRATEFUL WHELP!<> Er..yeah. Definitely a Heavy season to remember. I have a feeling alot of people will be trying to forget. So true. So...how about Middle? KUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! That's the most intelligent thing I've heard all day! The perfect opponent to match my wits against! KUUUEEEE? That's an interested idea, but.. KUUUUUE! ...Well, if you do the math and use metaphysics....Of course! You're a genius! And they laughed when I took that course in Gryphonese! Now, this is what the DL is all about. Obscure ideas in a language that nobody understands. All right, gang, let's go for ice cream! KUUUUE? No, shakes cost ext-ARGH ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT I'LL GET YOU ONE! MY FAAAACE! Man, that is one ice cream lovin' monster. Mm, Ice cream. Okay, let's get the Lights out here. At last, I can defend the good name of Phantasy Star! She said...good name...must...not...lose it... And once I have defeated you with my mighty scalpel, all of Light will recognize the true potential of Phantasy Star duellers. Keep..focused..think about unfunny things....'true potential'....hah.... What do you have to say for yourself, Sniper? Oh, how I fear your godlike strength and damage potential! Certainly my sniping skills will prove inferior! Also, Odin is truly Godlike and Zidane is a ladies man. This is opposite day, isn't it? You'll see, just you wait. Why wait? Eat arrow, scrub! EEK! I do so enjoy watching target practices with live bait. Well, I think we're about done here, so.. WAIT! I have a very special story to share that will completey change the way you look at things! Okay, spill it. Lemme adjust the camera first. Well, you see... BZZZZZZZZZZZT! 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