The finales, signors! We are arrived at them, ay! I am quite impressed with these fighters, I hope you are too! Signors should make sure that the Results are checked out for the last week! But now, onto the real meat and potatoes as they say!

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FINALE! The last battle! It is now the time for the CHAMPIONESHIPE matches! Only the one who has the MOSTE PASSIONE can win!

Fou-lu, the DRAGONE GOD! He is a man who has both the power of immortality and can draw on the blood of the Dragons! He will now use his Dragon powers against Zophar, infamous for his Fate Storm attack! However, Zophar has been defeated by much less in the past... will fate storm him down, or will Fou-lu be able to lord over him like a tyrant?

Raquel has shocked myself with her superb sword skills. She is truly a SWORDE MISTRESSE! She now faces Angela, the fearsome MAGICIANE! Raguel will have to use every move she has in order to intrude on Angela's progress to victory. However, Angela will not simply allow Raquel an easy win... oh no, signors! She will definately put Raquel out with a cold blaze of magic.

Tifa now faces the only person who stands between her and victory. She needs only put forth some gusto and passion to win this! All she has to do is perform a few somersaults and she should have the fight won! Squall, on the other hand, also is filled with the PASSIONE of VICTORY! If he can strick quickly and with force with his heart like a lion!

Laste, we have Lezard and Cray. Cray has the might of the Woren on his side, as well as his MAGICAL SPELLS! Hopefully, he will be able to club Lezard into submissione! Lezard, on the other hand, simply must stand back and cast a few spells... he has great magic potential with which to smash Cray into the ground!

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We have retired quite a few famous members of our group, signors. Gilgamesh, your intrepid reporter and member of BEHINDE THE SCENES will now, for you, offer an AMAZING INTERVIEW THAT YOU CAN SEE HERE for your viewing and enjoyment!

Until later, signors, I wish you all the buena fortuna in your battles.
It’s time!
Unveil the flag!
I shall unfurl this divine and true promotion of the ultimate...
Just unfurl the damn flag!
Yes master.
Ah! So beautiful! So amazing! It’s like the word of God spread across the heavens!
What a fine day for the RPGDL!
…I don’t get it.
All it says is, “Goodbye, scrubs!” I personally love the show, and, to the best of my knowledge, it’s still airing.
You fools! He’s not talking about the fantastic medical sitcom Scrubs, but about those worthless failures who recently left the RPGDL! It is but the happiest day ever! Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Yes, their voluntary exit is the happiest day in the history of the entire RPGDL. It’s good to see those ugly 2D freaks gone.
Finally, something we all agree. Let’s finish this week up quickly so we can return to the festivities at Chaz and Rika’s house.
Ah…Rika. Such a beautiful demi-human. Adorable…
Please don’t tell me you think she’s cute. You remember what she did to Fou-Lu, right?
What dost thou mean? ^_^
Argh! Come on! You are a mighty Dragon God, or so you claim. Dispense with the cuteness!
At least I dress like a man, Mr. Mom! -_^
Fashion disaster!
Destroyers of planets can dress however they please, you little wench! At least I’m not wearing a women’s fur jacket like that chicken-wuss over there!
…what? A Seiferism?
You’ve stooped low, Zophar…so low.
But he is right – Squall is a bit of a fashion disgrace. I mean…summer isn’t the best of times to be wearing such a heavy jacket.
…whatever…
You’d really think he could come up with something with more character to it. But, then again, that’s his “charm” I suppose.
Nah, not really. If it were charm, you’d have already fallen hook line and sinker, miss Gullible.
You know, with the Woren Clan, the chiefs don’t let tribesmen give them such ggguuuuuuuuffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff!!!
Last thing I need is a giant pussy telling me what to do.
So, we done? I’d love to get over to the party before all the good stuff is gone.
Yeah, let’s go.
Wooohooooo!!!!! Par-tay!
We’re off to see the wizard! The wonderful wizard of booze!
…where’d everyone go? My flashing blade has nothing to pierce…