You come back, signors! You are addicted to the Monstrous Pit now, ay? You like to see a fierce battle or two a week, ay? Well, it is good you have come back, then! You can now look at the Results for the last week! You may be surprised at what you see.

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Signors! Let's look a little closer at some of this week's contestants. It's always good to know who you're betting on!

Terra Branford is a so-called half-Esper. She has within her a great deal of the magic power that so many of the contestants use. However, she has another trick in her reserve! She can transform into her Esper form, which allows her a great deal of magic defense and magic power!! With these tricks, I wonder if she can defeat the former champion? If she wants to, she will have to hope that her strength can get her that far!

Another woman who has proven her worth this seasone is Angela. She has a wealth of magic powers that she can wield without even thinking about it. Any element, Angela can control! She must use this power on someone who is renowed for his magic resistance... but he cannot resist status. Will that mean a clear-cut victory for the mage from the icy north? Angela will have to push herself full-on into this fight and never let go! She will have to have the passion to win!

I don't want to be talking about the bellisimas this evening, so let me say a few words about Squall. He is a soldier of the Balamb Garden's SEED unit. He has nothing to fight with except for his Gunblade, but he will keep fighting with all his passion! No matter the opponent, he will put his guts on the line and rush forward with his triggers!

Finally, the final contestant I would like to look at this week is Cray! He is a Woren who has been mocked a bit as of the recent times. He may not have the potential as his friends, but he still has the fire in his soul! He will not give up until all of his energies have been spent in the arena! He is a true fighter.

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So, that about wraps up my time for this week, signors. I am still getting adjusted to this specific monstrous pit, so I appreciate your patience! Until I have everything down perfectly, please listen to the Behind the Scenes! It is much fun!
Ohhh... my head... what happened?
Ah, you're finally awake.
Squall? What's going on?
It's kind of a long story.
Trust me, I've got time to listen.
All right. It all started in the green room...
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I really don't see why you all put up with this treatment.
What? I don't think the snack table's that bad.
I was referring to the fact that you all voluntarily accept the punishment that the staff here inflict on you.
You get used to it.
...
Just because you "get used to it" doesn't mean that you should.
The swordswoman hath a point.
Let's play hookey and go get a drink at Seventh Heaven!
And the fact that you own it has nothing to do with your suggestion.
Shut up, emo boy.
What was that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of your jiggling cleavage.
Would you cease your insipid sniping? The important thing is getting out of here while we can.
Besides, votre estabishement doesn't even serve absinthe. Moi? I know a place we can go.
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So we left the studio. That doesn't explain the headache.
We had a four-pack of dragons, Tifa, and Lezard in the same group. I think it does. In any case, Harle took us to this little place on the outskirts.
That sounds nice.
Well...
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This is the Chateau de Rimim?
Oui.
Looks more like the Casa del Dueling Banjos to me.
Zey will be looking for us, non? So would it not be best, to go where no one knows who we are?
True, that wouldst be a prime factor.
I have to admit that I don't think I'd look for us here.
Fine, but if they start serving deep fried possum, I'm out of here.
Garçon, a round of drinks pour nous!
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I see where this is going.
Sort of. It's kind of funny, looking back at it now.
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Hee hee. Thou speakest truly.
Hey. Hey! You should do that fussy... um, fusebox... uh, the thing where you get together thing.
Why not?
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Haah! ...Oh dear god, double hangover! Aaagh!
Do it again! Do it again!
You know, you're kinda cute when I've got a couple of bottles of sherry in me, ya know.
Unhand me, you drunken harlot!
Aw, come on!
No!
But you're the only one for me, Harry Potter!
...I hate you.
You'd think a bartender would be better at holding her drink.
You don't think two bottles of sherry and remaining standing and somewhat coherent...
Be my love monkey, Harry!
...well, as coherent as she ever gets, and you don't think that's impressive?
I could outdrink anyone here.
We'll see.
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So you entered me, against my will, into a drinking contest?
You lost.
I gathered that much. But you're hiding something from me.
Well...
So, has my new blushing bride woken up yet?
...
Um, surprise?
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
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And the award for the most entertaining use of Control on a Woren goes to Relm!
Well, I couldn't have done it if it weren't for your help.
No...
...problem.
That'll teach Terra to ground me for no good reason while she was babysitting me!
It's evil malicious children like you that make me hope for the future.
And that'll teach duellers everywhere to think twice before trying to skip out on us.
So, who's up next?
Let's try Harle. Gogo, you'll have to play Squall again. This time, though, try to act more like him.
Whatever.
Good, good. What story are we going to get her to believe?
Let's get her to believe she ran away and joined the circus.
Works for me.
I love it when a show comes together with little to no effort on my part.
So... all of them?
Quiet, you. All right. Places, everyone, we only get one shot at this. Let the next act of "Revenge on the Runaways" begin! Roll 'em!
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Zut alors, ma tête!
Ah, you're finally awake...