So we find ourselves at the beginning of yet another adventure, my friends. Welcome to Season 24! I am so happy to see you all here again, please make yourselves comfortable. At any rate, I'm sure you're all very excited about what happened last week, so go on over to the Results page to find that out! **Importantion information for newcomers! Please click This Link to go to a post made by our moderators that should hopefully answer several of your questions! If you have any more, simply feel free to go to the forums and ask!** This week in Godlike, Lenneth and Anastasia have both been out of the Duelling League for quite some time. Both of them are very powerful physical fighters, however, they both have beauty and grace in different ways. These two women will definately have a few things to fight for in their match! I'm sure there's a pun to be made of Adel and Adelbert, but I'm not the one to make them, I'm afraid. Suffice to say, in Heavy, the sorceress will definately have quite a bundle on her hands in regards to Steiner. Steiner is very used to dealing with evil magicians, and Adel is no different. Adel's magic versus Steiner's defense! Will that be enough for Steiner to overcome Adel? I suppose it's all left in your hands. Edge and Eileen have really nothing in common at all. One is a ninja, renowned for his skill at stealth and quick attacks, the other is known for being a mage and the wife of a very important man. Eileen hopes that she will be able to get a turn in on Edge to cast her devastating Earthquake spell, but will she? Edge may be able to simply defeat her without Eileen ever getting a chance to move., Tao and Watari are two completely different fighters. Tao uses her potent spells while Watari uses his agility and shuriken. Tao hopes that she she can outpace Watari's damage with a few magic casts, while Watari is hoping he runs circles around the girl. This all comes down to durability on both sides, something neither one is especially known for. But enough talk! Have at The Arena! Therein lie several more matches to vote on that will be talked about for generations to come! Please don't hesitate to sign up at The Forums and come in and say hello. We welcome any and all new faces. The Season 24 Week 1 Topic is open and as active as it ever is! Feel free to add your comments! As per the usual, The Not Ranked Arena remains open until Sunday. Go on over there and have a look! Chisato and her friends have been waiting for this very moment! Let's go check out Behind the Scenes, my friends! I thought you said you could fix this?! Well, ah’ reckon I thought I could. But I guess not. What a disaster! I need to get out of here before I’m blamed for everything again. Well…we could try and piece it back together. Anyone have crazy glue? Don’t look at me! I’d suggest we look a little harder…mmm… Mmmm? What’s everyone looking at me for? Hey…you’re a real horse, right? Uh…yes? Moppy, start boiling the water and acid bath! We’ve got some glue to make! Eep. Greetings viewers! Welcome to Behind the Scenes, where old, out of date procedures to make cheap consumer items aren’t beyond our scope of practice! Welcome to Season Twenty-Four of the RPGDL! Thankfully for us, Chisato is running late, so we’ll have plenty of time to finish fixing this before we begin… Aaaahhhhh. Slaves! You’re all up and busy for some reason. What happened? Oh, nothing! Nothing at all! Really? Explain to me why I don’t totally believe you right now. Because he always lies? Nonetheless, he’s not worth it. We have a show to start. Mmm...you make a good point about his worth. With that in mind, bring out my Godlike victims for the night! Anastasia Valeria and Drogu…where’s Droguza? No idea. He had something come up. Or down into a vat of acid, as the case may be. Hello, Miss Chisato. Can we hurry this along? I have a dinner date. It depends: is he cute? I don’t know. A blind date? Thrilling. Anyway, I’d like to know why you decided to come back this season after your most recent hiatus. What brought you back here? Fame? Fortune? The guys. You’d be surprised how many guys like a woman in armour who beats people up in an arena. Ever since I signed up for that personals site, I’ve been getting guys lining up for a date with me. What about you? I’ve had…a date or two since New Year’s. But I don’t need a personals site to get dates. Speaking of which, what’s the name of that site? While Chisato gets some dating tips, I’ll bring out the next set of guests. Come on out, Adel and Eirika! …more Fire Emblem? What is this world coming to? I’d take cranium rats over this filth. Wha? You’re speaking harsh words about someone you don’t even know. That’s very ignorant of you. Ignorant, but correct. You’re bland, princess. And boring. Also, you’re kind of ugly and…hey, why’s that sword glowing? You serve the Demon King?! Wait a second, I’m Chaotic Good! Not evil! Oh, not listening are we? Look you’re not really that fat…hey! Mmm…I suppose that was a little bland – kind of didn’t even listen to reason there. Oh well. So Adel, what’s on your mind? Destroy…all…SEEDs. Typical response regarding anything related to Final Fantasy Eight. He’s nothing special. Don’t you mean ‘she’? She, he, it doesn’t matter. It’s Final Fantasy Eight – the game even makes it clear that amnesia regarding its existence is the way to go. Good point. So I guess that brings us to Middle, where it’s Bowser and Ptolomea up next! Grah! I can’t believe the indignation of the DL! Pitting me against that Princess? What were they thinking? Terrified? Yes. I think I’m going to cry. Not exactly what I was expecting to see from a probable future opponent… It could be worse. How? You could be a toad. What does that have to do with anything? Nothing, really. Just like this show at the moment. Come on, let’s ask a decent question now. Mmm…ok. Ptolomea, what do you think about Antenora reaching Heavy? Ready to follow her? I’ll surpass her. I’m stronger, better looking, and I didn’t get to where I was by kissing up the commander. Well, brave words. But do you think you Kashell will let you simply walk all over him. Considering that I intend to knock him on to the ground and dance the Macarena on top of him? I’d think so. I know he loves that dance. How do you know he likes the Macarena? Sten’s last party. Ah, say, isn’t he throwing one tonight? I think it was after the show. Yes, I believe so. DJ Sten throws some barn-rocking parties, that he does. They’re a hoot-‘an-a-holler. Show’s done! We’re heading out early. Perfect. Now, all I have to do is put Chisato’s precious trinket back where it belongs…and…there! Good as new! Mmm…mighty fine job we did putting that back together. Yes. Still, do you really think she’d be that angry if we broke it? It’s Chisato, so yes. Well, all’s well that ends well. From the staff here at Behind the Scenes, welcome to Season Twenty-Four, and enjoy your stay!