Another season has come and gone, my friends. Welcome to end of Season 22, but before it's all over there's still quite a bit left to do! Go and check out the Results to see what's transpired! Get over to The Arena to get your votes in for this finals season, Junior Defenders! It's time to show your support for the person who you want to be the next champion! Seymour and Myria. Two well-known Godlikes with everything to prove. One has insane defense and powerful magic, the other has... insane defenses and a powerful attack! I think! It's not that important. What IS important is that these two powerhouses are going to be fighting it out for your support! Give it your all! Kratos has mowed down all of the females that have stood in his way thus far. Lulu has mowed down all of the males that have stood in her way thus far. This time, both of them are going to have to use all of their resources to try and stop the other! It's going to be a mad fight that's out of sight in Heavy, my friends!! Worker 8, the famous Godlike-turned-Middle is here to prove exactly why he was a Godlike in the first place. He's trashed Middle without so much as a second glance, and will try to do the same to Marle. Marle, however, is not without her powers, and will do everything she can to put an end to this metallic beast! I know it may come as a surprise to some of you, but Evil Gaia's reign of terror was stopped. Now it's left up to Flare and Sheena to show the good folks what they can do! Both of them are competant fighters with several tricks up their sleeves, but which one will truly end up on top of the most awesome division in the Duelling League?! Don't forget, try to pull yourself away from your voting long enough to head to The Forums to discuss how you think things are going! Not Ranked is still open my friends, so make sure you hurry over there before Sunday to cast your vote! The Not Ranked Arena is where it's at! You've come to the end of this season, as well as my introduction. Now all that's left is Behind the Scenes! GORDON FINISH!! Wow, the new BtS studio looks great! Leather seating, actual carpet, jumbo-size cupholders! This must've set Nate back a fortune. Speaking of which, slimy tentacles OFF the upholstery. Awww. Hey, where's Chisato? Here she comes right now. ...always eat too much turkey. It always goes straight to my... Hips? Thighs? Face? ...I see it's time to test the studio's new "Rabid Fanboy Pit" feature... No, no it isn't. Not until the show's over, at least. No holiday spirit here, I see. Well, bring the contestants out. Let's get this show moving. In 5...4...3...2... Welcome one and all to our Behind The Scenes coverage of the Season 22 Championship matches! Let's start things right off with our Godlikes: The Creepy Seymour and the Creepy For An Entirely Different Reason Myria! Hee hee. It's a pleasure to be here. I am -not- creepy. Says the little girl with glowing eyes. Anyway, Myria, you're reknowned for your ability to take plenty of punishment from PC's. Do you think you can take on a boss with no trouble as well? Oh please. If you had all the sibling wrestling matches with a fellow goddess I've had then a pathetic Guado would be no match for you. And on that odd note, we come to Seymour. Do you think your magic can get past Myria's defenses? Oh, of course I can. After all that Sin business, this should be a cake. And I always have Anima to fall back on. You mean that ugly chained thing? You should see my BoF1 form. >FWOOM< Eeeeeeek!! All right, enough scaring in the studio. Eat atmosphere! Hey, wait a miiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn...... And I thought Arngrim was ugly..... Quit reminiscing and get the Heavies! Welcome, Kratos and Lulu. What happened to my Moogle doll? I'm not coming on until I find it! Don't look at me. Ahh, so soft and cuddly. This will make a excellent addition to my bedtime animals. Oh, no way that's happening. Ultima! Oh you hit the support be~MY FACE! ...Goodbye, Kratos and Lulu. Morte, go float over and see if the Middles survived. Odin, start sweeping. I have -got- to ask about a pay raise. Here, I found 'em in the corner. And now we have our Middle finalists, Marle and Worker 8. Marle, you've managed to get past a lot of tough contestants. How are you going to handle Worker? Well, Robo can't take magic to save his life. I'm sure Ice2 will take care of that ugly robot! That's going to be a sad, short, ugly match. I can't wait. Indeed. Well, Worker, you've definitely had some bad times. Do you think a championship will turn your luck around? Luck is an abstract concept. Mathematically it's impossible for me to lose. I did the calculations last night. Here. You forgot to carry the one. Dang. And on that unexpected mistake, we go to the Lights. Sheena, you and Kratos have done quite well for yourselves the past few weeks. Do you think double championships are a possibilty? Well, I don't know about Kratos, considering his recent injuries, but I'm certain that I can get the championship for myself. Flare, is Sheena's confidence warranted? I'm certain that Ms. Fujibayashi's skilled. However, I'm also certain that I can overcome anything she throws at me and win it all! Uh-huh. Suikoscrubs have so much hope. It's almost saddening to see them all crushed. Almost. And that's all there is for this week. I'll see you next time, BtS fans, with our champions. Now, as for those remarks at the beginning of the show... Lever's third from the left. Turn off the cameras first, though. It's not pretty. *Gulp*