I'm happy to see you've returned, dear readers! I, Gordon, Defender of Earth, am glad to see that you've all taken the time out of your busy schedules to visit us here at the RPGDL! Well don't wait: come on in and check out what we've got! The results from Week Three are up for your viewing pleasure! Don't hesitate to check them out this instant. How many brave Fire Emblem warriors died this week? Which dancing fighter triumphed in Middle? And what will become of the Arcadian Admirals in Godlike? The answers lie inside, dear readers! Next, check out The Arena to find out what's going on this week! Heading up Light this week, the Craymel Engineer Meredy faces off against the warlock king Cai in a battle of the fiercest magics imaginable. Who will prove to be the stronger and more resilient sorcerer in a magical battle fit for Godlike? Middle this week is overwhelmed by the stench of death, as the undead mage Lich climbs out of the ground to do battle against the honourable knight Izlude. Will the brave spirit inside Izlude be enough to quell the ferocious fiend? In Heavy, the match everyone has been waiting for has finally arrived: Purim vs. Cecilia, the battle between the most powerful female mages in the DL! Who will survive this climatic battle of sorcery and come out on top? And finally in Godlike: has the insectiod monster Jade finally met his match? Will a mere baby destroy his thoughts of a championship, and the love of his goddess? Don't forget to stop by The RPG Strategy League if you're still looking for something to satisfy your appetite for more spirited Defender action! How has the handsome and valiant Captain Gordon fared in his efforts to step the tide of foes coming his way? Was he able to save Thursday from the scrap heap? And what of the rest of his forces, led by Overlord Laharl? Will Captain Gordon save the day as he always has? And make sure to check out the RPGDL Forums, fellow Defenders of Earth! Not only do you get to take part in the design process of the DL, but this is also a ranking season! Make sure to check out The Rankings Topic and make your voice heard! Would you like to see Tales of Symphonia, Suikoden Four, and some forgotten Suikoden warriors in the DL? Sign up and tell us what you think! I'd now like to turn everything over to Chisato Madison, the lady that knows everything that happens Behind the Scenes here at the RPGDL: Yes, as Captain Goodie Two-Shoes said, it's Behind the Scenes, the show that asks the tough questions to the stars of the DL. Like, "Is your health insurance paid up?" Something like that. I'm your host, Chisato Madison, along with the usual gang of idiots. Tonight was supposed to be a special performance, with the hundredth week of the Duelling League. But that would have taken effort. So instead, it's business as usual. Our first lucky victims are Kain Highwind and King Cai. Hello. I really wish you wouldn't call me that. Asking as another member of royalty, why? King Cai! King Cai! We need your help to find the Dragon Balls! Exhibits A and B... I've already told you two, I am not the person you think I am. But you have to help us! Mister Piccolo won't come back unless you help us get the Dragon Balls! Please stop it. I am not going to help you... what are you doing? Get your hand off my back this instant! But we have to contact the others with your telepathy and let them know the situation! I suggest that we send Thomas to another dimension. Or another time zone, anyway. Fire one! You can't stop me! I can flyyyyy... You know, it's sad when a delusion goes too far. Well, off to go get adored for my cleaning work. I'm coming, ladies! How could you be so cruel to Thomas? You're all a bunch of meanie heads! "Meanie heads"? You know, I was just talking with Ronfar a while back... Ronfar?LightchampionnononoI'machampionnothimmytherapistsaysI'mspecialyoucan'ttakeitit'smine... Cai, could you please escort Cecile out of the studio? I'd say I'm sorry for the way your interview was ruined, but... I know, you hate the guests. I watch the show. Bingo. Now, Kain, you're not going to flip out again, are you? I make no promises. Fair enough. What do you have to say about your path so far this season? My only goal is to win. If I do that, everything else is unimportant. So you're not at all affected by the fact that you're ranked far behind Edge? I don't like Edge. I've never hidden that. But he's earned his rank and reputation here, and I can't fault him for that. That's abnormally mature. He's still an idiot, though. Spoke too soon, chief. On to Middle, with Izlude Tingel. Greetings. First Balk, now you. Is there any reason for your perceived mission of total destruction? You fight who you're scheduled against. Balk and I were just lucky to be constantly facing opponents we despise. So you admit to a rivalry with... Yes! How could I not? They're all the scum of the earth! If I had my way, they would all be annihilated! Alright, I'm going to back away slowly now... I shall rend their flesh with my bare hands! I shall grind their bones to dust! None shall stand before my might! Let's just move on to Heavy, shall we? I will not be ignored! Yes, you will. Say hello to Purim and Beatrix. Hi! Good day. Purim, you know this question is coming - harem pants? They're comfortable and easy to wear. It also sets me apart from some of the other ladies. I couldn't imagine wearing those stupid frilly dresses like some people do. I agree. You have to find your own unique style, but you also have to let mobility and necessity play a role. And that's why you have that bandanna over your eye? For style? Oh, no. It's protection for my eye in case I get attacked with a blinding flash or something of the like. Stylish, and functional. Do you think that you could defeat Cecelia, Purim? She does almost everything you do, but better. I have a lot of respect for the Princess, but I won't back down. As long as I fight my hardest and don't give her a break, I could win. And with that, it's time to say goodnight. Goodnight. Wait! What about us? Don't we get any respect? What was the point of even inviting us if you weren't going to interview us? It's all about looks. You mean we're eye candy? No, I mean that you two are the only ones we could find that would make even Chisato look good. Ultros, finish us up. I have a skull to crack. From all of us at the DL to all of you viewers, thanks for watching. Good night.