BEEP BEEP BLIP BEEP. THURSDAY THE SUPER ROBOT REPORTING FOR DUTY. STATUS: ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL, READY FOR ACTION. AWAITING ORDERS, CAPTAIN GORDON.

Thursday the Super Robot is the second of Captain Gordon's sidekicks, a robot designed and built by Jennifer in her youth. With a 200,000 horsepower engine providing the power, and his naturally tough titanium casing to provide the durability, Thursday is poised to go a long way in the League. Unfortunately for him, his first appearance in the League - the final member of his cast to make such an appearance - was cut short by the machinations of a mad monarch.

Still, Thursday keeps busy outside of the League proper. As the drummer for the hit spleen-eating-metal band BITGOYSWB, the 'bot has found himself with a horde of screaming fangirls throughout the League - hardly a position to complain about. With BITGOYSWB riding on what seems to be an unending wave of popularity, Thursday continues to give his fans what they want. After all, in his own words: "ALWAYS LISTEN TO A HOT BABE. THAT'S THE LAW."