Ye young laddies and lassies be needing a spanking, fer disregardin' ye poor ol' blacksmiths. Ye got those shiny, shiny weapons, and ye be asking the blacksmiths to be fixin' them all up for you, ye think it's easy getting the right stuff fer your sword made of rare Mithril or Rainbow Shells? Or sharpenin' ye books and whips? An' sometimes, ye poor blacksmiths don't even get no compensation.
Ay, Zappa here will be puttin' you laddies and lassies in place. This here 'ammer does more than just smithin', and these here balls of iron does more than just makin' little Devas. He mayn't look it, but 'e used to be a Deva too, an' 'e ken still swing a mean 'ammer. So ye better be runnin' now, cause when Zappa gets a han' on ye in the arena, ye ears will be more than jus' ringin', they be hearin' ye screams of pain.